Drinking sangria like it’s my job. Let’s see if I can get in some tipsy writing for my DCBB. J/K, that would require getting into the bourbon.
Fanboy&Hero
I’LL KILL YOU
“The least you could do is put some clothes on, silly. You’re going to get sick!”
“Inspiration strikes, Tony!”
I think I...
Jeremy: “She [Jeremy’s mom] was up at 5 o’clock in the morning having a waffle party, and my whole family was there. ‘So mom what are you doing on March 7th?’ She said, ‘I don’t know. I’m eating waffles right now.’ I’m like, ‘Well do you want to be my date to the Oscars?’ And she started screaming, excited, and then she started getting very angry. And she got very quiet. She said, ‘Now I have to go the gym. I hate you! I can’t eat my waffles! I spent all morning making these waffles, and I can’t eat them! I gotta eat carrot sticks and celery!’”
(via missesgideon)