jagged1: The “Restore Previous Session” button is my god. I just thought I lost about a billion and three tabs. I don’t even know what’s open in half of them!
me: time to do some writing
me: ahh bed finally
brain: TIME TO PRODUCE INTELLIGENT SENTENCES AND WITTY BANTER
Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...– Anneli Rufus (via homoforjojo)
avatarstateyipyip: pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
"He may be the love child of fellow Avengers Iron...
iwantcupcakes: — an article from today regarding the Iron Patriot suit.
colfricans: posting a rant on how much you hate a ship/character and tagging it with said ship/character is like going to the store and walking down the aisle that has blueberry muffins while shouting how much you hate blueberry muffins no one in that aisle cares about your opinion they just want to get their goddamn blueberry muffins
flatbear: | Tony! Tony! Let me be! Keep that goatee faaaar from me! | I draw some fucking ridiculous things. Inspired by this post.
Can we talk about how sad it makes me that Steve...
homoerotics: the-girl-detective-fails: I mean, I get why it happens. Logistically because each of the Avengers will go off and have their own solo movies again they all need to be separated before they can be brought back together, so it makes sense to split the band up. But Thor and Loki fly off to Asgard together. Clint and Natasha wander off to undoubtedly fuck somebody’s shit up on...
Dear fanfiction writers:
gqgqqt: therenegadewhohaditmade: yourlinesbecomeroutine: Rimming “the shit out of” someone is the WORST possible way you could phrase that. GOD. THIS HAS BEEN A FUCKING NECESSARY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose This girl gets me and why my “social life” is merely comprised of writing terrible haikus in my head for characters on Battlestar Galactica (via audsandends) Yep. Just yep. (via paradepassesby)
skulls-arts-n-farts: Artist: Skulltopus
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
flatbear: starkexpos: flatbear: My totally adult and mature reaction to today’s Iron Man 3 news. I feel like I’m looking into a mirror. It was supposed to be a fancy flashing gif but MY IRON PATRIOT FEELS HAVE CRIPPLED ME. What if…stay with me now, Expos, but what if we get the film version of this page, one of the greatest pages in recent memory…
Joss Whedon: Hello fans.
Joss Whedon: Look at your screen.
Joss Whedon: Now back to me.
Joss Whedon: Now back at your screen.
Joss Whedon: Your favorite characters just died.