May 2013
“Read books. Care about things. Get excited. Try not to be too down on yourself....”
– Hank Green (via thatkindofwoman)
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
charamei:
‘Asexual characters are boring’ is writer code for ‘I am too lazy and unimaginative to come up with character conflicts that don’t revolve around sex.’
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“Self-loathing is not a fucking character-builder. It doesn’t make you stronger....”
– Jane, Casual Blasphemies (via feministpraxis) (via beranyth, hunger-painsss) (via shrimpwonder) (via kamidoodles) (via renaissancedweeb) (via rubyvroom) (via pretzelquatyl) (via anhaga) (via star-anise) (via lemonsharks) (via thyrza)
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thyrza:
You know you’ve got fandom problems when you keep trying to type “Stark Trek” instead of “Star Trek.”
If you’re having fandom problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems and Tony Stark is all of them.
corgay:
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
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music-youtube-superwholock:
on a scale of 1-10 into darkness was a 1701
spadesslick:
pimposaur:
reasons not to kill yourself
chicken tender
the billionth number of pi is 9
it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
sponges feel cool
highdeas.com
joe biden
the letter Q
dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
halffizzbin:
misandrwitch:
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
Good writing is my kink.
beatissofunny:
My love for 30-something and 40-something men is getting weird. It’s not even a romantic thing, I just wanna give them puppies and ice cream.
pieceofkuchen asked: From your tumblr I'd say you'd be pretty awesome IRL. :D
ophiuchan asked: You're a split personality of Clark Gregg's.
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
crackedchassis:
I’m probably going to lose followers for saying this, but I honestly don’t care, because if we don’t agree on this point then you’re probably in the wrong place to begin with.
Fandom artists and writers don’t owe you a damned thing. We create fanworks because we want to. We’re under no obligation, we get no compensation for the amount of time and energy we sink into projects,...
sirenns:
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
I laughed way too hard at this omfg
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shmegel:
preferred pronouns: old sport
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ophiuchan asked: How do I steal all your money?
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
“After two and a half years, we know less about Amy Pond than we did about Rose,...”
– Amy Pond, The Girl Who Was Married (via littlebitofallonsy)
THANK
(via breathegeek)
Earlier, Thyrza suggested she might want to try dating as a social experiment, just to try to have the most ridiculously honest date in history, with things like:
“What do you do for fun?” “I like writing gay erotica.”
I’ve kind of tried to take that to heart on OKC now.
For example:
Him: “Have you gotten many messages about threesomes? You have something...
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
exfatalist:
it’s 2 am and thyrza is encouraging me to chat with boys on OKC
boys messaging me based on my sorely out of date profile
this will be magical
we have similar tastes in movies and music
and he’d go gay for benedryl crumplebottom
this is tumblr approved, right?
this-is-clarity:
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
theangelintheshadows:
thinkinsidethebluebox:
barfingunicorn:
i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:
turtle-perry1:
ticklemyjanoskian:
fireretardantzombies:
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
DO IT NOW
Please guys
I bet no one has the balls.
I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT
Good luck.
Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never...
“Writing is a difficult, lonely endeavor, and every writer is a perpetual...”
– Isabella Franconati (via writingquotes) 